Holiday Gift Guide 2011 Part #2: Your papa bear who loves pop culture, tells corny jokes and is still the smartest man in the world.

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrjnbjOpWDU5z5BG64c1_EYpJZ6XCwKw9fGk6OKF0dPE_whbslsl9sHNUqPhgmdxXw_uGnPPxnc-46rn4cXY02GJuR5-tvd7eDuzkHD-OGP3aYHaEW-HE4fArWN5F0K6nIA9zPbbfVs_8w/s1600/01.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680486576473955506" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrjnbjOpWDU5z5BG64c1_EYpJZ6XCwKw9fGk6OKF0dPE_whbslsl9sHNUqPhgmdxXw_uGnPPxnc-46rn4cXY02GJuR5-tvd7eDuzkHD-OGP3aYHaEW-HE4fArWN5F0K6nIA9zPbbfVs_8w/s400/01.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 300px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a>A <a href="http://www.supermarkethq.com/product/polopolo-pocket-tissue-holder">pocket tissue holder</a> because, whether he admits it or not, he's really just one giant softy at heart. Warning: He'll probably tell you he uses it as an iPhone holder, $13.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOzilRy5MIl8g0JGWQMhp4gx1cNhBPnFFAv-iS5zZ6oJrCpP0PkTSwbj2OGvtsBxcEYyZ9svN8YQkPlJoNFKyWgQR828WNUQrJ4KAk40tdZAQUv32LkZABMBoU8BzWUG6_5LjPneCpwsu5/s1600/02.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680472770807833378" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOzilRy5MIl8g0JGWQMhp4gx1cNhBPnFFAv-iS5zZ6oJrCpP0PkTSwbj2OGvtsBxcEYyZ9svN8YQkPlJoNFKyWgQR828WNUQrJ4KAk40tdZAQUv32LkZABMBoU8BzWUG6_5LjPneCpwsu5/s400/02.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 266px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a>The complete <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Jurassic-Ultimate-Trilogy-Blu-ray-Digital/dp/B0057R5XRG/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1322587367&sr=1-1">Jurassic Park Trilogy</a> because he took you to see the movie <em>three</em> times while it was in the theater, $54.99.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsq3r5sxLpBjVjUdoK3VY9CDpspeEm2pedqvLwKWnLuQykaVOZrws3DdtFhsSbthKK6ldx759BZHOLuMyhMiuAoVVAfD5L5StSWamaIrbGflnpqw1N3Ep1Z67tCVmLTX15FI1WHlfZkJg4/s1600/01.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680472770023927026" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsq3r5sxLpBjVjUdoK3VY9CDpspeEm2pedqvLwKWnLuQykaVOZrws3DdtFhsSbthKK6ldx759BZHOLuMyhMiuAoVVAfD5L5StSWamaIrbGflnpqw1N3Ep1Z67tCVmLTX15FI1WHlfZkJg4/s400/01.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a>A subscription to the <a href="http://www.baconfreak.com/bacon-is-meat-candy-bacon-club.html">Bacon of the Month Club</a> because, well, bacon makes everything better, $145.95.<br /><div align="center"></div><a href="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7154/6425991343_0bbb3dca6c_o.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7154/6425991343_0bbb3dca6c_o.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 604px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a>This <a href="http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?itemdescription=true&itemCount=80&startValue=1&selectedProductColor=&sortby=&id=23646391&parentid=M_APP_TEESSHORT&sortProperties=+subCategoryPosition,+product.marketingPriority&navCount=15&navAction=jump&color=&pushId=M_APP_TEESSHORT&popId=M_TOPS&prepushId=&selectedProductSize=&isSoldOut=">wave & sun T-shirt</a> because it reminds him of the Beach Boys, his all-time favorite group, $28.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn5f25UGSPSjXO64CU9i3QRDRUbxeV3an8JrY16DbROmi6_LoIed81mUtZRMLNWl5PkQ4-BTRvz1WQAABZiatk-m1liUuErfishU-4LP17A5eJsKz9-kVPxVr_UooCygifleViaUazFsF2/s1600/01.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680485179528245810" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn5f25UGSPSjXO64CU9i3QRDRUbxeV3an8JrY16DbROmi6_LoIed81mUtZRMLNWl5PkQ4-BTRvz1WQAABZiatk-m1liUuErfishU-4LP17A5eJsKz9-kVPxVr_UooCygifleViaUazFsF2/s400/01.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 351px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Meatball-Shop-Cookbook-Daniel-Holzman/dp/0440423163?tag=vglnk-c45-20">The Meatball Cookbook</a> because he <em>loooves</em> meat, remember? $16.29.<br /><div align="center"></div><a href="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6227/6426016609_f08bf483ef_o.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6227/6426016609_f08bf483ef_o.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 521px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a>A <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/8a2f/?cpg=froogle">Periodic Table shower curtain</a> (just like in <a href="http://melissabxoxo.blogspot.com/2009/03/man-candy-monday.html">The Big Bang Theory</a>!) because without him, you never would have survived (<em>and passed!</em>) high school chemistry, $29.99.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjU9w55fbv2yn0KHTYoYpa3dHxN7nG8XFG9N31yd4woPXquX7BTGVC7WYFoYGGC-PEUogx1X5A14ghP8EBBvOCwR59iUEBmvv79URjrG0r-UgtmCtmEfixefGhth3kYxFbnbSOK1b_14R3N/s1600/01.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680479978508422578" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjU9w55fbv2yn0KHTYoYpa3dHxN7nG8XFG9N31yd4woPXquX7BTGVC7WYFoYGGC-PEUogx1X5A14ghP8EBBvOCwR59iUEBmvv79URjrG0r-UgtmCtmEfixefGhth3kYxFbnbSOK1b_14R3N/s400/01.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 196px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a>A <a href="http://www.spoonsisters.com/product/1009100/64701.html">chalkboard mug</a> to leave <em>him</em> corny jokes, $10.<br /><div align="center"></div><a href="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7018/6426112843_acacefc72a_o.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7018/6426112843_acacefc72a_o.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 509px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a>An <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/73461355/north-american-animals-print">animal print</a> that he can hang above his desk and look at on those long days when he'd rather be outside than stuck at the office, $20.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwlBaeZVKF0WbQPsWn4KQXBsSOw8NrV2hb-ZfCq1D9Col0YEVJImWFmBUJzkOSfFoup784UEFKHhBSmtxDRSRP_JNmc6Vw3IEg__64q0xGmzor6llj7qz6uCtRl76e2NVw9lCTE0LALh4F/s1600/03.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680472765618073586" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwlBaeZVKF0WbQPsWn4KQXBsSOw8NrV2hb-ZfCq1D9Col0YEVJImWFmBUJzkOSfFoup784UEFKHhBSmtxDRSRP_JNmc6Vw3IEg__64q0xGmzor6llj7qz6uCtRl76e2NVw9lCTE0LALh4F/s400/03.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 320px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSeZj-DDWmXzYDTriHtZ74Vg8V02aEowj44u1Im0DdkK4qOs3x9qwz0SINfCyFt298SRG0aOJvcwmnNJcxCmnDkcpDyrwtEQBOwjlFKEdgamMHO2Xal2jYWf1FikBv4VDlz7ZY3oC44S_E/s1600/04.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680472760516585906" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSeZj-DDWmXzYDTriHtZ74Vg8V02aEowj44u1Im0DdkK4qOs3x9qwz0SINfCyFt298SRG0aOJvcwmnNJcxCmnDkcpDyrwtEQBOwjlFKEdgamMHO2Xal2jYWf1FikBv4VDlz7ZY3oC44S_E/s400/04.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a>A <a href="http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/scratch-map">scratch map</a> ($24) and a <a href="http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/travel-stub-diary">travel stub diary</a> ($14.95) to record all his retirement adventures.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUHgHtogpGbKzUurzO2RrPfj0hHl4dB6zfumjOISF8bJoNnUk6wdLGYPRusIHXtTz8OgeRrQ4of50REs0DHU2RBhLwq_LErPvBPSVFjxpSe56NFfD_4HB7t-fRfgF_YWXyWWz52AlvxPp3/s1600/05.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680472756940087858" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUHgHtogpGbKzUurzO2RrPfj0hHl4dB6zfumjOISF8bJoNnUk6wdLGYPRusIHXtTz8OgeRrQ4of50REs0DHU2RBhLwq_LErPvBPSVFjxpSe56NFfD_4HB7t-fRfgF_YWXyWWz52AlvxPp3/s400/05.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 320px; margin: 0px auto; text-align: center; width: 400px;" /></a>...and a <a href="http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/soup-and-sandwich-ceramic-tray-duo">soup and sandwich</a> ceramic tray duo for when he comes home, $30.

Holiday Gift Guide 2011 Part #2: Your papa bear who loves pop culture, tells corny jokes and is still the smartest man in the world.

A pocket tissue holder because, whether he admits it or not, he's really just one giant softy at heart. Warning: He'll probably tel...

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